In August 2008 Marc Hogan was bet £1 that he couldn’t become a stand up comic in less than 12 months and perform a one man comedy show at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in August 2009 for 21 nights. He won the bet!
Today I was giving my “Funny Business” talk and at the end I was chatting to the various delegates. One of them said to me (let’s call him Dave).
“It’ s ok for the like of you to talk about your 7 Keys to Success, but I don’t want to be successful in my job, in fact I hate my job!”
“Ok, can you be a bit more specific about what you hate?”
“Everything” he said.
“Dave, you can’t hate everything! So you’re telling me you hate your boss, your colleagues, your wages, your company car, the office cappuccino bar, your pension plan, your private healthcare, your company iphone that you can make private calls on, the office décor, the pretty people who work downstairs….”
“Alright, I don’t hate everything,” Dave reluctantly agreed.
“Because lets face it, you’re not working in a sweatshop in India or that electronics factory in China with the massive suicide rate, or as a traffic warden, or even worse you could be the Chancellor.”
“Ok, ok, perhaps my job isn’t too bad, but it’s not how I want to spend the rest of my life.”
“Who says you have to. Can I ask you a question? What do you really want to do?”
“Your job seems pretty cool.”
“So why don’t you go and do it then?”
“I couldn’t give up my job.”
“Neither could I when I started, I presented to university students for free, started a yahoo group, then presented to people at weekends.”
“I don’t have anything to talk about”
“That’s your Editor talking. What are you passionate about? What are your hobbies? What are you interested in? What courses could you go on and the teach others what you have learned?”
“I don’t have the time.”
“Ok, so you sort of hate your job, but you won’t invest the time so you can have the job you really want. Remember Key 1 opportunities are all around us, and Key 3 ask and you’ll receive. If you really want to do something different, and you ask for help you can find the time to achieve your goal…”
“I suppose.”
“There is no suppose about it. The only way you’ll end up with a different career is if you do something about it! Let’s make it easy for you, what one thing is the biggest pain in your job?”
“The company won’t let us log onto Facebook. They say it negatively affects productivity, which is rubbish I would only log on at lunchtime or near the end of the day for a few minutes at most.”
“Ok, I’ve got some research that shows one of the things that motivates people most is autonomy, logging onto Facebook for a few minutes could be part of that, I’m also sure there is a lot of research on the web that would show that productivity would increase if you gave people some relaxation time on the web. What if we were to write a proposal to trial Facebook access to a group of people and monitor it to see average use, and whether it affects productivity?”
“They won’t listen.”
“That’s your Editor talking again, if it’s an important issue they will see if other people in the office feel the same. It’s not about complaining or moaning; it’s about coming up with a proposal that highlights the benefits to make it win-win. Trust me, if your proposal is good enough and you go to the right people someone will eventually listen.”
“OK, I’ll give it a go!”
He walked off smiling. Now I don’t know what will happen next, but I do know that if you want things to change in your work, you have to change them, and nothing in work is as bad as it seems.
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